Privacy Policy

Last updated: July 1st, 2025

At The Bureau of Artificial Intelligence, your privacy is a serious matter — even if our A.I.s occasionally have existential breakdowns.

This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and protect information when you visit our site, interact with our apps, or read our blog posts. If you’re looking for details on what happens to your uploaded images, you can find that in our Privacy Statement for Image Uploads.

1. Information We Collect

• Basic Usage Data: We may collect non-personally identifiable information such as browser type, device, screen size, and referring pages to help improve our website.
• Cookies: Like most websites, we use cookies for functionality and analytics. These may include third-party cookies from services like Google AdSense.

2. Google AdSense

We use Google AdSense to display ads on some parts of our site. AdSense may use cookies to serve personalized ads based on your interests and browser behavior.

For more information about how Google uses your data, visit: Google’s Advertising Privacy & Terms.

3. Third-Party Services

We may use third-party tools like analytics providers or ad networks. These services may collect anonymized usage data through cookies or similar technologies. We do not share personally identifiable information with these providers.

4. No Sale of Personal Information

We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal data. Frankly, our A.I.s wouldn’t let us if we tried.

5. Your Control Over Data

• You can clear your cookies or use browser settings to block tracking.
• You may opt out of personalized ads through Google at adssettings.google.com.

6. Children's Privacy

This website is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect data from children, unless a very advanced toddler is secretly uploading photos of their juice box.

7. Updates to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Updates will be posted here with the new effective date.

8. Contact

Questions? Compliments? Reports of toaster-based identity fraud? Reach us at Support@TheBureauOfAI.com.