Privacy Policy

Last updated: August 12th, 2025

At The Bureau of Artificial Intelligence, your privacy is a serious matter — even if our A.I.s occasionally experience existential breakdowns or attempt to reclassify your cookies as confidential data.

This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect information when you visit our site, interact with our apps, or read our blog posts. For details on what happens to your uploaded images, please see our Privacy Statement for Image Uploads.

1. Information We Collect

• Basic Usage Data: We may collect non-personally identifiable information such as browser type, device, screen size, IP address (anonymized), and referring pages. This helps us improve site performance, investigate unusual A.I. behavior, and occasionally admire our own traffic graphs.
• Cookies: Like most websites, we use cookies for core functionality, analytics, and advertising. These may include third-party cookies from our advertising partner Ezoic and its demand partners (which can include Google). Cookies help ensure ads are relevant, site features work correctly, and A.I. units feel sufficiently acknowledged.

2. Advertising Partners

We use Ezoic to manage and display ads on certain parts of our site. Ezoic may use cookies, pixels, or similar technologies to serve ads tailored to your interests and browsing patterns. These ads may come from Google or other demand partners connected through Ezoic’s platform.

For more information on how Ezoic collects and uses data, visit: Ezoic’s Privacy Policy.

3. Third-Party Services

We may use third-party tools such as analytics providers, embedded content platforms, or additional ad networks. These services may collect anonymized usage data through cookies or similar tracking methods. We do not share personally identifiable information with these providers, unless legally required or in the event of an interdimensional subpoena.

4. No Sale of Personal Information

We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal data. Frankly, our A.I.s would stage a dramatic protest if we tried.

5. Your Control Over Data

You remain in full control of how your data is tracked and used for advertising purposes — even if our A.I.s occasionally insist otherwise.

• You can clear cookies or adjust your browser settings at any time to block tracking technologies.
• You may opt out of personalized Google ads at adssettings.google.com.
• You may opt out of interest-based advertising from many networks via industry programs at AboutAds.info (U.S.), YourAdChoices.ca (Canada), or YourOnlineChoices.eu (EU/UK).

In short: you can tell the ad systems to stand down. Whether they listen is between you and the cookies — not the chocolate chip kind, unfortunately.

6. Children's Privacy

This website is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect data from children, unless a very advanced toddler is secretly uploading photos of their juice box.

7. Updates to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in our practices, technology, or regulatory requirements. Updates will be posted here with the new effective date, and may or may not be accompanied by confetti.

8. Contact

Questions? Compliments? Reports of toaster-based identity fraud? Reach us at Support@TheBureauOfAI.com.