Terms of Service

Last updated: February 21, 2026

Welcome to The Bureau of Artificial Intelligence, home of MaxSmart, CosmicStan, and Lorenzo — three computer vision A.I.s with very different attitudes but one shared purpose: to entertain and (occasionally) inform.

By accessing or using any of the Bureau’s web applications or blog content, you agree to the following Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please do not upload a photo or engage in existential banter with our A.I.s. They take rejection personally.

1. Use at Your Own Risk

The Bureau’s A.I. systems are built for entertainment purposes only. They may offer surprisingly accurate image classifications, wildly incorrect guesses, or emotionally unstable monologues.

• No guarantees of accuracy are made.
• No professional advice is provided (unless you consider Lorenzo’s fashion critiques to be gospel).

2. User Responsibilities

When using the apps, you agree to:

• Upload image files in supported formats (JPG, JPEG, PNG)
• Ensure your uploads comply with applicable laws and regulations
• Refrain from attempting to disrupt, exploit, or reverse-engineer the A.I. systems or platform infrastructure

Because image processing occurs entirely on your device, the Bureau does not monitor or review uploaded images. That said, attempts to disrupt the platform, exploit vulnerabilities, or otherwise behave like a rogue appliance may result in access restrictions.

3. Image Processing and Privacy

All uploaded images are processed in-memory only on your device. No photos are sent to a server or stored anywhere. For full details, see our Privacy Statement for Image Uploads.

4. Intellectual Property

All original content — including A.I. personalities, blog posts, and interface design — belongs to The Bureau of Artificial Intelligence.

• You may share screenshots or results for personal use, memes, or bragging rights.
• Please do not clone, reproduce, or monetize the apps without permission (MaxSmart would file a very stern complaint).

5. Third-Party Services

This site uses third-party advertising services, including Ezoic and its demand partners (which may include Google), to display ads. These services may use cookies or similar tracking to personalize content. See our Privacy Policy for more.

6. Liability Limitations

The Bureau, its creators, and its overly emotional A.I.s are not liable for:

• Any emotional damage caused by a misclassified sock
• Minor existential crises triggered by CosmicStan
• Fashion-based offenses identified by Lorenzo

Use is entirely at your own risk.

7. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. Updates will be posted here with the new effective date. Continued use of the apps constitutes acceptance of the updated terms.

8. Contact

For questions, feedback, or to report a rogue appliance impersonating an A.I., you can reach us at Support@TheBureauOfAI.com.